Lauren has been abducted by Monster Mommy. I repeat: Monster Mommy is on the loose.
She is not playing with her child, not finishing up cleaning her messy house, smelling like a hairy factory worker and being generally mean to any person under three feet tall. She cannot be bothered with things like bottles or showing compassion to anyone in her home. If anyone wants to play outside or have a popsicle, it is just too bad. There will be no fun allowed. She is too busy being a monster.
Pray for her swift and safe return.
It's not looking good.
She is starting to act like the above picture.....watch out she may get you!!! Please pray for her safe return!!!
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